VR bankruptcy, AI-Bukmakers and "Crypto-Rulet"
Hello friends! While you tried to survive 2024, the industry did not sleep. The year 2025 brought us neural networks, casinos in metavselnaya and poker bots who cry from your bluff. Sitting more comfortably - it will be hot now (and a little sad for your wallet).
Casino: prohibitions, VR chopper and taxes on gambling tears
Russia: casino in metavselnaya - a new loophole from the law
In 2025, the State Duma finally banned even thoughts about online gambling. But the Russians, as always, found a way out: the casino in the metavselnaya "Russomir VR" , where you can put crypto -cuts and lose them surrounded by the avatars of Medvedev and the cord.
Irony : So far, officials argue whether the VR pinks are considered “property”, players are already selling virtual apartments to recoup.
USA: Lost tax - "Thank you for financing our army"
Life hack from a blogger : lose in Nevada - there are only 10%there. Or just do not lose (joke).
Life hack from a blogger : lose in Nevada - there are only 10%there. Or just do not lose (joke).
The <a i=1>BetGod 2.0</a> <a i=0>neural network</a> <a i=2>now not only predicts the results, but also shames you for stupid bets. Example:</a> <a i=3>-</a> <a i=4>“Bet on Dynamo against“ Man City ”? Seriously? I recommend that you invest this money in a football textbook</a> <a i=5>.</a> ”
New EU Law: If you lost 1000 € per hour, the machine gives you a psychologist number and is blocked for a day.
The reaction of the players : “This is discrimination! I paid - I have the right to suffer! " .
Sports rates: AI vs. Ancient gods, plus the World Cup 2026 on the horizon
AI-Bukmakers: “Your intuition is garbage. Trust the algorithms "
BetGod 2.0 neural network now not only predicts the results, but also shames you for stupid bets. Example:
- “Bet on Dynamo against“ Man City ”? Seriously? I recommend that you invest this money in a football textbook .
Scandal : AI was mistaken in the forecast for the match “Brazil vs. San Marino ”, calling the outcome“ obvious ”. San Marino won 1: 0.
World Cup 2026: Bookmakers are already accepting bets on sensation
The world championship in a year, but the coefficients of the victory of the Indian (yes, they have been qualified for the first time in history) are already falling.
Tip : Put ₹ 1000 on the fact that India will not score a single goal. This is not a forecast - this is a prayer.
Crypto Studies 2.0: Now with NFT collections as a pledge
The bookmaker Cryptobets allowed to install NFTs with cats instead of money.
Example : Vasya lost the unique NFT “Cat in Boots”, estimated at $ 10,000, for the sake of betting on the victory of the Urals in the Russian Championship. Ural flew to the FNL.
Poker: ropar bots, quantum chips and tears of champions
WSOP-2025: the final in the metavselnaya, the winner is an anonymous bot
The main tournament of the year was first held in VR. The winner was an Anonimus_x , who turned out to be AI, trained in 100 million parties.
Scandals-2025: who "lit up"
Quantum poker: "Your chips exist in 5 dimensions"
The new Quantumpoker uses quantum calculations to generate randomness.
Problem : No one understands how to consider opponents, including developers.
Scandal: man vs. Robot - the match for $ 1 million ended with hysteria
Pokerist Ivan Petrov lost AI Pokerbot_3000 and broke the monitor, shouting: "You are not a person, you have no soul!" .
Bota comment : “01000110 01010101” (translation: “FU”).
Scandals-2025: who "lit up"
- Casino "Volcano" changed the name to the "volcano tomato" after a merger with agricultural holding. Now the bonuses are given in the form of cucumbers.
- The bookmaker "Paris-Match" launched bets on "weather in the meta-combat station." The first clients complain that the rain in the VR wet their real socks.
- The champion of Poker Daniil Negatutin opened the school of excitement, but forgot to mention that 90% of the lessons are meditations on the topic "How not to cry after draining the deposit."
Trends-2025: what to invest in to lose everything
- Cryptocasino on Mars
Ilon Musk announced the casino in the Marscolony metavselnaya. The bets are taken in Dogecoin. - AI strategies for bets
algorithms promise a yield of 200%, but require access to your mail and social networks. "To analyze the mood", of course. - NFT-craft chips
buy a chip with the image of a spitting cat-and lose it in the first round.
Bottom line: 2025 - year when excitement has become more complicated than quantum physics
Remember:
- If you were beaten by a bot, it is not you a loser - this progress goes on the heads.
- The crypt may disappear faster than your bet on the Akhmat.
- The best strategy is to remember where you hid your passport. You never know, the kidney will have to be sold.
